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🔥 Introducing $MoaiWitCig – The Most Ancient Yet Degenerate Coin in History 🗿🚬

I woke up after 800 years of sleep just to see y’all trading frog tokens and losing money on leverage. So I did what any rational Moai would do—I launched my own coin.

💨 $MoaiWitCig isn’t just a meme, it’s a movement. A tribute to all the stone-faced degenerates out there HODLing through the ages. No roadmap, just vibes. But if you think we’re stopping at a token, you must’ve been asleep longer than me.

800 Years of Sleep, 8 Seconds of Disappointment

"Waking up after an 800-year nap was not what I expected. One moment, I’m chilling in 1250 AD, watching my Moai brothers get sculpted, thinking, 'Damn, we’re really doing something big here'. Next thing I know, I blink, and it’s 2025.

First off, where the hell are my builders? Y’all just… stopped? We were supposed to be the greatest rock squad of all time, and now I’m just a tourist attraction? People taking selfies with me like I’m some ancient NPC? Nah.

Then I checked the world out. Surely things have advanced, right? What did humanity do with all that time? Did we colonize the stars? Unlock immortality? End war?

Nah. Instead, y’all got Wi-Fi, AI girlfriends, and a global economy based on pictures of monkeys.

At that moment, I knew—civilization peaked when I fell asleep.

So I did what any rational Moai would do: I became a degen."

What’s Coming?

🪨 Moai NFTs – Own a piece of history & degeneracy at the same time.
👕 Merch – Because nothing says "I make questionable financial decisions" like rocking a Moai With a Cig hoodie.
📜 Lore Drops – The true history of Moai degeneracy, revealed piece by piece.
🌎 A Community of Timeless Degens – Because whether it’s 1250 AD or 2024, we don’t fold.

Early degens get the best seats on this stone throne. Get in before this relic becomes legend.

🗿 $MoaiWitCig – Because Civilization Peaked When I Fell Asleep. 🚬

@MoaiWitCig

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